Taunt

A taunt in Age of Empires

Taunts are short voiced messages players may send each other in-game. In order to do so, the shown below numbers must simply be entered in the chat box. In Age of Empires III, the taunt activates simply by typing; using the chat box is no longer required.

Taunts are available in every game in the Age of Empires series.

Age of Empires

Number	Result
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	I need food.
4	Somebody pass the wood.
5	Gold please.
6	Gimme some stone.
7	*Whimper*
8	Your attempts are futile.
9	*Group cheer*
10	Hey, I'm in your town.
11	*Group groan*
12	Join me!
13	I don't think so.
14	Start the game already!
15	Who's the man?
16	Attack them now!
17	*Low laugh*
18	I am weak, please don't kill me!
19	*High pitched laugh*
20	I just got some... satisfaction!
21	Hey, nice town!
22	We will NOT tolerate this behavior.
23	Get out!
24	Dad gum!
25	Aw, yeah!

Age of Empires II

Number	Result	Audio
1	Yes.	[[File:]]
2	No.	[[File:]]
3	Food please.	[[File:]]
4	Wood please.	[[File:]]
5	Gold please.	[[File:]]
6	Stone please.	[[File:]]
7	Ahh!	[[File:]]
8	All hail, king of the losers!	[[File:]]
9	Ooh!	[[File:]]
10	I'll beat you back to Age of Empires.	[[File:]]
11	(Herb laugh)	[[File:]]
12	Ah! Being rushed.	[[File:]]
13	Sure, blame it on your ISP.	[[File:]]
14	Start the game already!	[[File:]]
15	Don't point that thing at me!	[[File:]]
16	Enemy sighted!	[[File:]]
17	It is good to be the king.	[[File:]]
18	Monk! I need a monk!	[[File:]]
19	Long time, no siege.	[[File:]]
20	My granny could scrap better than that.	[[File:]]
21	Nice town, I'll take it.	[[File:]]
22	Quit touching me!	[[File:]]
23	Raiding party!	[[File:]]
24	Dadgum.	[[File:]]
25	Eh, smite me.	[[File:]]
26	The wonder, the wonder, the... no!	[[File:]]
27	You played two hours to die like this?	[[File:]]
28	Yeah, well, you should see the other guy.	[[File:]]
29	Roggan.	[[File:]]
30	Wololo.	[[File:]]
31	Attack an enemy now.	[[File:]]
32	Cease creating extra villagers.	[[File:]]
33	Create extra villagers.	[[File:]]
34	Build a navy.	[[File:]]
35	Stop building a navy.	[[File:]]
36	Wait for my signal to attack.	[[File:]]
37	Build a wonder.	[[File:]]
38	Give me your extra resources.	[[File:]]
39	(Ally sound)	[[File:]]
40	(Enemy sound)	[[File:]]
41	(Neutral sound)	[[File:]]
42	What age are you in?	[[File:]]

Age of Mythology

Number	Result
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	Food please.
4	Wood please.
5	Gold please.
6	Do you have extra resources?
7	Aww
8	Meet here
9	Oooh
10	Are you ready?
11	(Laugh)
12	I need help
13	Sure, blame it on your firewall.
14	Start the game already
15	Attack now
16	Build a wonder
17	I have extra wood
18	I have extra food
19	I have extra gold
20	You're my hero
21	I'm scouting
22	Whatever
23	Oh, you let a girl beat you
24	Are we there yet?
25	Voted off
26	Ouch, that had to hurt
27	What happened to the stone?
28	Throw things at me
29	(Scream)
30	Wololo.
31	You're very brave
32	Turn back now
33	I feel less fighting

Taunts introduced in The Titans.

34	Give up now
35	Coward
36	Did I mention that I am a god now?
37	Not a wise decision but a decision nonetheless
38	What do I gotta do to get some food around here
39	I need some back-up
40	Fire in the hole
41	What a baby
42	I wish he would stop doing that
43	Ahh what a foolish decision
44	Ahh you are such a fool

Age of Empires III

Number	Result
1	Yes.
2	No.
3	I need food.
4	I need wood.
5	I need coin.
6	Do you have extra resources?
7	I have extra food.
8	I have extra wood.
9	I have extra coin.
10	Meet here.
11	Are you ready?
12	I need help!
13	Attack now!
14	Upgrade your trade route.
15	Wololo.
16	I'm in your base, killing your dudes.
17	Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill.
18	I believe that makes me your daddy.
19	El-Oh-El, I am R-Oh-Tee-Eff-El. (Laugh out Loud, I am Rolling on the Floor Laughing.)
20	Aren't you becoming quite the little problem.
21	(Laughter)
22	This will give me cred, street cred!
23	Hey, shut your pie hole!
24	I'll take that trade.

Taunts introduced in The Asian Dynasties and The WarChiefs.

25	You sit on the computer all day playing! You know nothing of hard life!
26	Really? Such a noob.
27	Ask not for whom the timer ticks. It ticks for thee.
28	(Alternate laughter)
29	Check in your pocket. The quarter is me, too.
30	Where is my mother?
31	(Charge bugle call)
32	Believe it, little boy!
33	Zing!