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Age of Empires IEdit

All Taunts in Age of Empires I: 1.0a version. To quickly use a taunt, the player simply needs to press enter, type in the number of the taunt, and press enter again. This will then make the computer say whatever is next to the number in the table you typed.

Number Result
1. Yes.
2 No.
3 I need food.
4 Somebody pass the wood.
5 Gold please.
6 Gimme some stone.
7 *Whimper*
8 Your attempts are futile.
9 *Group cheer*
10 Hey, I'm in your town.
11 *Group groan*
12 Join me!
13 I don't think so.
14 Start. The game. Already.
15 Who's the man?
16 Attack them now!
17 *Low laugh*
18 I am weak, please don't kill me!
19 *High pitched laugh*
20 I just got some... satisfaction!
21 Hey, nice town!
22 We will NOT tolerate this behavior.
23 Get out!
24 Dad gum!
25 Aw, yeah!

Age of Empires IIEdit

All Taunts in Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings and the Conquerors expansion. To quickly use a taunt, the player simply needs to press Enter and input the corresponding number into the text box (e.g. 8, thus producing "All hail, king of the losers!" when sent), and then Enter again to send the message.

Number Result
1 Yes.
2 No.
3 Food please.
4 Wood please.
5 Gold please.
6 Stone please.
7 Ahh!
8 All hail, king of the losers!
9 Ooh!
10 I'll beat you back to Age of Empires.
11 (Herb laugh)
12 Ah! Being rushed.
13 Sure, blame it on your ISP.
14 Start the game already!
15 Don't point that thing at me!
16 Enemy sighted!
17 It is good to be the king.
18 Monk! I need a monk!
19 Long time, no siege.
20 My granny could scrap better than that.
21 Nice town, I'll take it.
22 Quit touching me!
23 Raiding party!
24 Dadgum.
25 Eh, smite me.
26 The wonder, the wonder, the... no!
27 You played two hours to die like this?
28 Yeah, well, you should see the other guy.
29 Roggan.
30 Wololo.
31 Attack an enemy now.
32 Cease creating extra villagers.
33 Create extra villagers.
34 Build a navy.
35 Stop building a navy.
36 Wait for my signal to attack.
37 Build a wonder.
38 Give me your extra resources.
39 (Ally sound)
40 (Enemy sound)
41 (Neutral sound)
42 What age are you in?

Age of MythologyEdit

All Taunts in Age of Mythology

Age of Empires IIIEdit

All Taunts in Age of Empires III. In order to enter a taunt, the player must simply type the number reference of the taunt. After typing in the number, the message will be sent as "Taunt #", where # is the taunt number reference.

Number Result
1 Yes.
2 No.
3 I need food.
4 I need wood.
5 I need coin.
6 Do you have extra resources?
7 I have extra food.
8 I have extra wood.
9 I have extra coin.
10 Meet here.
11 Are you ready?
12 I need help!
13 Attack now!
14 Upgrade your trade route.
15 Wololo.
16 I'm in your base, killing your dudes.
17 Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill.
18 I believe that makes me your daddy.
19 El-Oh-El, I am R-Oh-Tee-Eff-El. (Laugh out Loud, I am Rolling on the Floor Laughing.)
20 Aren't you becoming quite the little problem.
21 (Laughter)
22 This will give me cred, street cred!
23 Hey, shut your pie hole!
24 I'll take that trade.

Taunts introduced in the Asian Dynasties and War Chiefs expansions.

25 You sit on the computer all day playing! You know nothing of hard life!
26 Really? Such a noob.
27 Ask not for whom the timer ticks. It ticks for thee.
28 (Alternate laughter)
29 Check in your pocket. The quarter is me, too.
30 Where is my mother?
31 (Charge bugle call)
32 Believe it, little boy!
33 Zing!

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